We have all heard about the professional sporting events that came to London in 2012. And we have all heard about the athletes, the national pride and the crowds that were expected to arrive in their millions.

But the brand guidelines are fierce and the 'get involved' message so very loud and clear! These limitations on the words we are allowed to use, combined with the dread of the transport situation will indeed inspire a sense of competition among us cynical Londoners. Who can push hardest to get on the tube? Who can spend most time waiting for a bus in zone 1? Who will have the longest walk to work? Who can say where they live and what year it is without breaking the law?! Daily miseries that can be called 'alternative games'.

As we are not allowed to use the 'O' word, or mention the city and the year in the same sentence Garudio Studiage have come up with the only sensible option…We proudly present the 'Stratford Sports Day'!

Shown at

Tenderproduct, 6 Cecil Court, London, WC2N 4HE

From 18th July to 14th August 2012